SLONEY Funny Status Messages

   Don't get married, find a woman you hate and buy her a house. It's a lot easier on you.

   Only in America - do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front of the store

   Almost anything is easier to get into than out of.

   got a head start on Christmas next year, I already have my tree up!

   born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.

   You may think there is a lot wrong with you, but there is also a lot right with you

   If you will lie about the little things, before long you'll lie about bigger things

   Be the one to stand out in the crowd