Ryan Funny Status Messages

   used to have super powers but the psychiatrist took them all away.

   believes in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it

   I haven't seen Democrats this pissed since they were forced to free their slaves.

   beating his record for consecutive days alive !

   Facebook is the epitome of six degrees of separation.

   divulging his mind in the complexities of th... oooh look a kitty!

   Sex is like Pizza... even when it's bad it's still pretty good.

   Trying to argue with someone over text is like drinking alcohol to lose weight.

   Throwing' Down Today

   Del Taco, macho size. Because sometimes you just need 6 pounds of fries in a bucket.

   If you didn't hear "I'm hungry" or "workout" then I didn't hear "premature ejaculation" or " get a job"