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X is Throwing' Down Today

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X believes in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it

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X is beating his record for consecutive days alive !

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X used to have super powers but the psychiatrist took them all away.

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X is divulging his mind in the complexities of th... oooh look a kitty!

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X says Facebook is the epitome of six degrees of separation.

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X says Sex is like Pizza... even when it's bad it's still pretty good.

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X is If you didn't hear "I'm hungry" or "workout" then I didn't hear "premature ejaculation" or " get a job"

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X Del Taco, macho size. Because sometimes you just need 6 pounds of fries in a bucket.

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