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   messageicon used to have super powers but the psychiatrist took them all away.
←Rate | 04-01-2009 11:03 by Ryan Comments (1)  


   messageicon believes in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it
←Rate | 04-01-2009 11:02 by Ryan Comments (0)  


   messageicon I haven't seen Democrats this pissed since they were forced to free their slaves.
←Rate | 11-16-2016 21:57 by Ryan Comments (0)  


   messageicon beating his record for consecutive days alive !
←Rate | 04-01-2009 11:02 by Ryan Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook is the epitome of six degrees of separation.
←Rate | 03-07-2010 23:33 by Ryan Comments (0)  


   messageicon divulging his mind in the complexities of th... oooh look a kitty!
←Rate | 04-01-2009 11:06 by Ryan Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sex is like Pizza... even when it's bad it's still pretty good.
←Rate | 07-07-2010 22:09 by Ryan Comments (1)  


   messageicon Trying to argue with someone over text is like drinking alcohol to lose weight.
←Rate | 04-25-2017 14:48 by ryan Comments (0)  


   messageicon Throwing' Down Today
←Rate | 12-19-2008 10:33 by Ryan Comments (0)  


   messageicon Del Taco, macho size. Because sometimes you just need 6 pounds of fries in a bucket.
←Rate | 05-17-2012 10:04 by Ryan Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you didn't hear "I'm hungry" or "workout" then I didn't hear "premature ejaculation" or " get a job"
←Rate | 10-24-2011 09:54 by Ryan Comments (0)  


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