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X is Throwing' Down Today
X believes in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it
X is beating his record for consecutive days alive !
X used to have super powers but the psychiatrist took them all away.
X is divulging his mind in the complexities of th... oooh look a kitty!
X says Facebook is the epitome of six degrees of separation.
X says Sex is like Pizza... even when it's bad it's still pretty good.
X is If you didn't hear "I'm hungry" or "workout" then I didn't hear "premature ejaculation" or " get a job"
X Del Taco, macho size. Because sometimes you just need 6 pounds of fries in a bucket.