Raven Funny Status Messages

   Ex: I still love you. Me: “I’m gonna call you back, my damn fish is drowning”

   Everyone I know is either pregnant or married and it makes me wish...I could find a decent drinking buddy to replace all you sellouts

   I think we are taking the end of the world really well.

   Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Me neither..but it's a good way to break the ice!

   A couples finances in a relationship. Woman: the money I make is my money.The money he makes is our money.

   The ingrediant that mixes with sugar, spice, and everything nice to make little girls that can kick some ass.