Pete Funny Status Messages

   "What's the difference between a 'hippo' and a 'Zippo'? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter"

   "If I could take just one thing to a desert island I probably wouldn't go"

   thankful Sandy decided to help out with the yardwork and blow my leaf piles down the road!

   Its one of those «Depends» mornings.... That's where you have to pee real bad and don't want to get out of bed. But if you had «Depends» on you probably wouldnt;;;;;;;