PIPO Funny Status Messages

   I just cut myself peeling an apple. This would have never happened to me with a twinkie.

   if you don't already hate people, black friday shoppers is a great way to start.

   in other news, Rihanna was hospitalized earlier after an American Airlines Boeign 747 accidentally landed on her forehead...

   They told me I can catch more flies with honey than with vingar. I said "I can catch even more with manure, whats the point?"

   Of all the things life has given to me... I would like to return 20 lbs.

   Parent: "Who's the $5 hooker on meth?" -Miley Cyrus .... "Way to go Disney"

   Eww... There's a little Bin Laden in my tuna sandwich!

   The only thing more boring than Oprahs interview to Lance Armstrong is watching the tour de france

   Just imgine if we've all met somewhere as a reunion of years together providing funny.... thanks for the fun times guys and gals!!

   I press Like or Dislike exclusively to make it an even number

   mondays that pretend to be sundays....

   There's no better way to judge potential actors than people on their first date on match. Com

   the only tatoos I would ever consider are quotation marks between my lips

   S-International Sarcasm Society "Like we need your support"