Marymc Funny Status Messages

   thinks God will still love me if I don't annoy 15 of my friends with some stupid chain email.

   read that Toyota is asking all Prius owners to return cars to the dealerships as slowly as they possibly can.

   Bummer about Yahoo losing market share. You can read more about it at Google News.

   thinks directing a few airplanes at JFK would be child's play.

   thinks the Amsterdam smoke shops should begin limiting marijuana consumption to the Nigerians that are about to board planes heading to Detroit.

   wishes everyone involved in the Global Warming debate would all just Chill Out.

   heard that results of a new study finds that two-thirds of Americans believe that torture is sometimes justified. Ahhh, so that helps explain why The Bachelor is still on the air.

   never made a fool of any guy that I dated. But then again, I the guys I dated were the "do it yourself" types.

   was witness a Toyota Prius that had a malfunction accelerator. For a Prius it was flying. It had to be going at least 49 mph.

   would like the PETA people not to have a cow because some people like to eat a good steak.

   read a Chinese newspaper at lunch. After I was done, I felt the need to read another newspaper.

   you better keep yo' hands off my Momma and keep yo' hands off my Dorito's.

   Predict how many offseason NFL injuries will there be. Come on, take a stab at it.

   just ate a Beefy 5 Layer Burrito at Taco Bell for lunch. A guy that works there gives them to me for $0.89 each. He must like me or something.

   read that during his press conference today, Tiger Woods will not be taking any questions or phone numbers.

   Glad to hear Dr. Jack Kevorkian died doing what he loved... dying.

   believes in "Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It" - quoting a military scholar

   that was one of the longest games of hide-and-go-seek ever.

   loves to watch Men's iceskating - once every four years.

   With the possibility of the NFL season being cancelled, you would think that no players would be going under the knife, but...