Kman68 Funny Status Messages

   Two things: 1) Where have you been all my life? 2) Can you please go back there?

   Yawning is just a silent scream for coffee

   Ran my first 10K this morning. Just kidding, I'm on my third donut

   Angry people who can't take a joke have no idea how hilarious they are to those of us who can

   People make fun of Gary Johnson for not knowing what Aleppo is...meanwhile they support a family that doesn't know the meaning of "classified" and the word "is"

   Drinking decaf coffee is like watching porn with no hands

   Hillary told Donald Trump to delete his Twitter account. Funny, she wants him to treat it like her govt emails

   Coffee! If you're not shaking, you need another cup.

   Next time you need to fart in public, say "Do I smell popcorn" then watch everyone take a deep breath

   Tampa area man swallowed by sinkhole. Yep....that's where my ex-lives now....go figure...she got another sucker.