HAMMER Funny Status Messages

   Somebody just told me "an apple a day keeps the doctor away"..so I asked him "how many apples does it take to keep YOU away?"

   Time magazine just released this year 100 most influential people...How can Samuel Adams not make this list?...I'm under his influence everytime I leave a Bar.

   I hope somebody shoots Tupac's hologram!

   It is supposed to snow on the 4th of July but it will be in the form of rain.

   fool me once shame on you..fool me twice Go F**K yourself!