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   messageicon Somebody just told me "an apple a day keeps the doctor away"..so I asked him "how many apples does it take to keep YOU away?"
←Rate | 04-20-2012 09:55 by hammer Comments (0)  

   messageicon Time magazine just released this year 100 most influential people...How can Samuel Adams not make this list?...I'm under his influence everytime I leave a Bar.
←Rate | 04-19-2012 13:39 by HAMMER Comments (0)  

   messageicon I hope somebody shoots Tupac's hologram!
←Rate | 04-20-2012 09:52 by Hammer Comments (0)  

   messageicon It is supposed to snow on the 4th of July but it will be in the form of rain.
←Rate | 07-03-2013 19:19 by Hammer Comments (0)  

   messageicon fool me once shame on you..fool me twice Go F**K yourself!
←Rate | 03-30-2012 11:32 by hammer Comments (0)  


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