GirlX Funny Status Messages

   has heard that love makes the world go round... but so does tequila!

   will be forever indebted to the person who creates a vaccine for stupidity.

   is putting out an APB for a large orange orb that gives off light, warmth and occasional melanoma. Last seen 10 days ago. Goes by the nickname "sunny." Call 1-800-4SPRING if found.

   Can clearly see a few people who ate a bowl of stupid for breakfast.

   can see through your clothes. Mood: disappointed.

   seize the moment! Remember all those people on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart...

   currently experiencing technical difficulties. Giving a sh*t will resume at a later time. Thank you.

   Best Facebook update yet: unfollow post. Because sometimes, I really don't care what 100 other people had to say about your post, I just wanted to leave a comment.

   You know, there's one good thing about Monday and it's...... hmm.... wait... let me get back to you on that.

   so over hearing about the religious quacks and Arnold. You are all giving me a tumah!

   Sometimes I think life would be more fun with a "thumbs down" option for people like I have on Pandora for songs

   Facebook: a place where people post passive aggressive things, rather than directly addressing the issue. If you think this is about you, well it probably is ;)