Gee Funny Status Messages

   i hate that little line of dirt that I can never get into the dust pan...

   when will people understand. "i can't hear you while I'm chewing my doritos!"

   Dear middle finger, Thank you for sticking up for me..

   dear Friday, I'm ready..

   step aside, I have a spork!

   so we took a poll. and just as I suspected, nobody likes you

   Liam Neeson trained Batman, Obi Wan, and Darth Vader. He is both Aslan and Zeus…and he punches wolves. Why would you kidnap his family?

   oh look at the time, it's time to not care

   Old songs = Best memories

   when everything seems overwhelming, I just reassure myself that I will die someday....

   sharing is caring, but I don't care

   With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything.

   what ever happened to blues clues? did that dog die

   i don't go trick or treating, I wait the next day and buy the leftover candy on sale

   dear yellow light. challenge accepted!

   ladies, sure what you've been through is heroic. but what I've made you go through is Epic!

   “I never said she stole my money” has 7 different meanings depending on the word you stress...

   i doubt you're really laughing out loud

   if you text me "lol", I will reply "prove it"

   if I'm not sure wich one you are in the picture, I'm going to assume you're the ugly one