GabrielBelmont Funny Status Messages

   facing facts; his only hope is the lottery.

   A kiss is a lovely trick, designed by nature, to stop words when speech becomes superficial.

   If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic.

   If it wasn't for my random sputterings insane ramblings and wild hallucinations I'd be as normal as you.

   Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

   There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away. And I have the Restraining Order to prove it! LOL

   A box of kittens is more scary then the vampires of Twilight.

   No, you can't not never ever use quadruple negatives. it's just bad grammer.

   likes to discuss his newest disgusting rash in crowded elevators

   n't having a smoking section in a restaurant, like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

   You keep Believing, I'll keep Evolving.

   Well aware how much wood a woodchuck could chuck.

   not bothered by that fact that knowone understands him, its the reality that most of the time he doesnt understand himself; thats what scares him.

   eating Pizza Rolls and is not wearing pants.

   Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

   4 out of 5 dentists... leaves one dentist.