Fazzy Funny Status Messages

   It's a contest to see which one can can outnumber the other: Covid variants or Rocky films.

   We don't care how much money you have, how many cars and homes you own or how popular you are. Get past the dying part and then we'll be impressed.

   Amy Schneider looks like the love child of Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble.

   Never allow making a living to become such an obsession to where it prevents you from actually living.

   My concerns with anything having to do with the Royal Family ended in 1776.

   The Biden crowd has Helen Keller Syndrome. Facts fall on deaf ears, dumb reasoning and blind eyes.

   I have a sore throat, a headache and a dry cough. We all know what that means. I'm never buying weed from Alowishus Jackson again.

   On a happier note... Cuomo is going down faster than Kamala Harris at the company Christmas party.

   Life and beer are very similar... chill for best results.

   Joe Biden just came by for a visit. It's funny because by the time he leaves, the toilet's never flushed and the cat's always pregnant.

   The left will blame Donald T for all of Joe B's failures because it's easier than admitting they elected the wrong guy.

   Due to social correctness, BIack Sabbath will now be called, "A Dark Shade Of The Day Of Rest."

   For a year numbered 2020, it's amazing how blind some folks can be.

   Don’t forget to thank a teacher... for their part in creating an entire generation of uneducated, privileged, clueless wannabe social media celebrities with zero work ethic.

   Now that I am woke and want to make amends for my hateful act of being born white, I want reparations for all the money I spent at Pottery Barn over the years.

   The Weeknd should change his name to Monday Morning 'cause that's how bad he s_cks.

   Pretending that looters, rioters, assaulters and arsonists are "peaceful protesters" does not make you look like a sympathizer. It makes you look like an id!ot..

   I'd like to take a moment to congratulate the Ieft on their conquering 2 cartoons, a box of pancake mix and a bottle of syrup.

   41 shot in NYC this weekend, 77 in Chicago, 24 in Atlanta. But it's ok... no need for the media to report it. There were no police officers involved.

   Facebook and Twitter are no different than commun¡st countries who control the media. Although they aren't government entities, they still have far reaching influence due to their sizable presence.