Dogbite66 Funny Status Messages

   I was on the exercise bike for almost 30 minutes just now. It was pretty easy. Tomorrow I may even try using the pedals.

   I refuse to watch any presidential debates until they are both hooked up to lie detectors.

   It makes me very uncomfortable when the doctor is checking my balls for lumps. Especially during a prostate exam.

   Just went down to get my driver's license renewed but this time I made sure I was drunk for the picture. Now if I ever get pulled over for drunk driving, they'll just think I'm spastic.

   I watched a great puppet show last week. I think it was called The American Presidential debates or something

   "This town ain't big enough for the two of us." said someone who was terrible at both english and geography......