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   messageicon I was on the exercise bike for almost 30 minutes just now. It was pretty easy. Tomorrow I may even try using the pedals.
←Rate | 10-04-2012 22:17 by Dogbite66 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I refuse to watch any presidential debates until they are both hooked up to lie detectors.
←Rate | 10-03-2012 23:40 by Dogbite66 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It makes me very uncomfortable when the doctor is checking my balls for lumps. Especially during a prostate exam.
←Rate | 10-09-2012 21:57 by Dogbite66 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just went down to get my driver's license renewed but this time I made sure I was drunk for the picture. Now if I ever get pulled over for drunk driving, they'll just think I'm spastic.
←Rate | 10-04-2012 12:37 by Dogbite66 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I watched a great puppet show last week. I think it was called The American Presidential debates or something
←Rate | 10-10-2012 20:21 by Dogbite66 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "This town ain't big enough for the two of us." said someone who was terrible at both english and geography......
←Rate | 06-26-2012 21:22 by Dogbite66 Comments (0)  


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