Depirts1 Funny Status Messages

   Whenever someone asks if you're ticklish it doesn't matter if you say yes or no you're going to be touched. I tell them I have diarrhea.

   It's so cold out I've turned 50 Shades Of Blue!

   Just looking at the snow angels I made. I'm definitely going to the gym tomorrow!

   Look who's here! Psst.....hide the liquor.

   Ever notice how the word "bed" looks like a bed?

   The Mayans are predicting this year for Dec.21 chilly air will settle into the region, ahead of a storm system forecast to move up from the South.

   You can lead a horse to water but you can't lead a horticulture!

   It's so cold in Canada the bank tellers wear ski masks!

   I was feeling mischievous and saw snow on my boss's windshield. So I started to draw a p*nis on it until I saw she was sitting behind the steering wheel

   I met my GF online, in the grocery store. I was checking her out!

   Zuckerberg has agreed to expunge the "Dictatators Suck" FB Page ~ Kim Jong-un