CurtDaddy Funny Status Messages

   If you're a midget, and you don't dress up as a leprechaun and hand out chocolate gold coins for Halloween, you're just being selfish!

   Wonders if Johnny Manziel realized when he signed up to be an Aggie that A&M stands for Agricultural & Mechanical, Not Autographs & Money.

   Titty Bars are the male version of window shopping.... You can't afford what you are looking at, but you sure can see yourself in it!

   I'm like a cold-cut of amazing sandwiched between two pieces of awesome! Charlie Sheen 2011

   Song # 1 in Lebron's Ipod is.....I'm In MIAMI B**CH!