Choosejoy Funny Status Messages

   I once went on a date with a homeless girl... the only good thing about it was when the date was over I could just drop her off anywhere.

   Nails didn't keep Christ to the cross, His love for you did. Have a Happy Easter.

   I just set off the airport metal detector with my abs of steel.

   proofreading can save your life... I sent a text from New Orleans to my wife that should have read, "Havin a blast, wish you were here". But instead it read, "Havin a blast, wish you were her".