Buddy Funny Status Messages

   I have a bad feeling we're going to pay for Taylor Swift not having a boyfriend on Valentines Day.

   When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at flooring?

   I bet spongebob will get his license before Taylor Swift finds love.

   How to find the perfect wife: Play monopoly with her. if she chooses the iron, she's the one.

   If you love something, set it free. If it immediately bites your throat and drags you up a tree, you love a leopard and should try to escape.

   Shoutout to God for not giving wings to spiders.

   I ordered myself an Eastern European bride online. SO EXCITED. Just received confirmation… My Czech is in the mail!

   it just me or does everyone look into a mirror and then look for the "Like" button.

   The Reality is: Nice and Decent is Boring. Girls want to be excited, thrilled, Led and still believe that their mate listens to them. Don't hate the players, work on your game.