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Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
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You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
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What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway!)
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Brad Pitt once asked me out. I was in his room.
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