Andrew Funny Status Messages

   focus on living, dying is the easy part

   thought he had a good tan... until he took a shower!

   Nothing says I'm cool quite like the sound of Velcro ripping apart.

   Oh no Chris from Kriss Kross died... You know the 90's rap duo that wore their clothes backwards.... I guess it's down to only Kross Dressing. That's wikkity wikkity wikkity wack!

   Stupid teen mom...There were easier ways of birth control besides The Backdoor. But at least your learned.

   making his own underwear bomb. Anyone know how to sew?

   confidence is the way to a woman's hear, or atleast into her pants

   Never ask a kid what an "encyclopedia" is or was, bc they'll just try and Google an STD.