Alexander the Great Funny Status Messages

   Have you ever wondered why you can always read your doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription?

   If you're a size 0 we shouldn't be able to see you.

   If you want me to walk a mile in your shoes, you're going to have to buy the Dr. Scholls inner soles, ointments and powders

   Not being able to see the forest for the bears is a lot worse.