Funny Status Message #64665

X is Have you ever wondered why you can always read your doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription?
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# 63821 I read a caption in the paper the other day. The caption read, "In the time it takes you to finish reading this sentence, 20 people will have died of hunger." How the hell do they know how fast I read? I had to read it again. I killed 40 f*cking people.

←Rate | 07-20-2011 09:27 by Alexander the Great | Tags: Approved

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