@steady Funny Status Messages

   I use to be in great shape until I fell in love... Damn!!!

   When you meet someone online & you fall in love is that considered love & first site?

   Great!!! my parents just told me I was made in China...???

   FACEBOOK IS A HELL OF A DRUG!!!

   are the watermelons being sold outside suppose to be better than the one's at the grocery store???

   You looked good until you said something stupid!!!

   I run 3-4 miles a day being a crook keeps me in shape... Cops are on the way ttyl!!

   Do you really have to like everything on Facebook....????

   A great way to start my day, I got a speeding ticket on my way to work & got written up for getting late...

   WTF? You look like you've been slapped by the Devil....!!!

   Cell phones are great but I wish people would select better ringtones than, "Ring, ding, dong, Ringer, Ringer, Ding, Ding, Dong..."WTF???

   IPhone 4 should have just came out on T-Mobile b/c they have one thing in~\..........Hello, Hello...../~common

   If they can come out with an app that can do your homework 4 you I swear...

   Party! Party! Party! Lets all get wasted... Hold up wait, who's driving us home???

   I don't think there is anything funny about hitting your funnybone...

   Just drove past a hitchhiker I wish he had a better sign....

   I have 20/20 vision but i'm having a hard time reading this blurry code I have to enter online.

   I clear sign that the recession isn't over I just drove past a cat holding a homeless sign WTF???

   A couple of kids asked me to teach them greatness so I bought all of them Miller light & told them to drink... Anymore questions?

   Just said Hi to a person with an ugly smile. I hope there having a good day???