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   messageicon Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
←Rate | 05-18-2011 21:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Driving a rental car means never knowing the safest place to wipe a booger without haphazardly finding someone else's.
←Rate | 06-14-2012 22:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My keyboard needs a removable crumb tray like my toaster
←Rate | 10-01-2012 22:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you have a baby, does a hormone in your body force you to make your baby your Facebook profile picture?
←Rate | 07-26-2012 22:08 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know it's going to be a great story when it starts out with "So, this damn bi&ch..."
←Rate | 01-11-2013 21:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish weekends went by like microwave minutes
←Rate | 06-09-2013 23:05 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you play a Nicki Minaj song and a Snoop song at the same time, you can understand what they're saying
←Rate | 04-10-2012 21:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon t’s true we don’t know what we’ve got until its gone, but we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives
←Rate | 09-13-2013 23:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon “cannot connect to network. try resetting your wireless router” umm ok but what if my router is in my neighbor’s house? Should I call him?
←Rate | 01-25-2014 20:51 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon She: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think that's vanity? He: No. I think that's imagination.
←Rate | 05-23-2011 22:04 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish my past could be my future
←Rate | 07-07-2010 22:26 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yellow, Orange, Red. Gatorade has colors, not flavors.
←Rate | 08-25-2012 22:59 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when people only talk to me when they need something.
←Rate | 01-15-2013 21:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It appears I'm friends with at least 200 babies on Facebook.
←Rate | 11-30-2012 22:36 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The whole concept of Halloween is wierd. Everyone dresses funny and total strangers reward them with candy.
←Rate | 10-30-2011 21:44 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't need anger management -I need people to stop pissing me the hell off!!
←Rate | 06-07-2012 21:57 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You say: "I now pronounce you man and wife". I hear: "FINISH HIM!!" (Mortal Combat music blasting)
←Rate | 06-14-2012 22:11 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My entire life is a “you had to be there” moment.
←Rate | 06-22-2012 22:46 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
←Rate | 11-10-2012 22:40 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people are just not worth my energy.
←Rate | 12-16-2011 21:47 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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