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   messageicon Taking awful cold medicine as a kid taught me how to take shots in college.
←Rate | 08-24-2013 22:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I met the girl of my dreams last night, then I woke up.
←Rate | 05-10-2012 21:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hitting your hip on a corner and feeling like you've been shot. 
←Rate | 05-17-2012 21:21 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's not that I need Anger Management, it's that others need Stupidity Management.
←Rate | 04-17-2012 21:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins “Once upon a time…” A southern fairytale begins “Y'all ain't gonna believe this s@%t…”
←Rate | 03-08-2011 01:48 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon BEST WAY TO DIE: Clint Eastwood shooting you while Morgan Freeman narrates it.
←Rate | 03-08-2013 21:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Forget the damn past. Remember the lesson.
←Rate | 07-16-2010 23:11 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today someone asked me how I would react if someone jumped off a bridge. I laughed and said,"depends on who it is that jumped!!"
←Rate | 08-01-2011 22:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm ready for hoodies, bonfires, cuddling, and the beautiful colors of fall.
←Rate | 09-20-2012 21:49 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon OPERATOR: "9-1-1 please hold." ME: "Okay. Wait, stop stabbing me for a sec." MURDERER: "K."
←Rate | 03-06-2012 19:57 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I use Google to check if I have internet connection more than I use Google to Google.
←Rate | 04-21-2012 22:38 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon NEWS FLASH: "Before" is spelled B-E-F-O-R-E, not B4...this is English, not Bingo.
←Rate | 04-20-2012 21:21 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon $2.75 Trojans or $19.99 Huggies? You make the decision.
←Rate | 06-03-2012 23:01 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Summer is almost over... All you half naked bit$hes gonna have to find a personality soon.
←Rate | 09-02-2015 00:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Moment of silence for people who still wear Aeropostale.
←Rate | 12-06-2012 20:57 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I swear I am tired of Hearing SOME Females be like: I am mixed with Black, Dominican, White and Indian. Shut your Ass up you are sounding like a damn science experiment to me.
←Rate | 04-11-2014 22:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Are you cold?" No dumbass, I'm on fuc?ing vibrate mode.
←Rate | 11-11-2012 21:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
←Rate | 04-10-2012 21:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyone pretends to die in front of their dog, just to see how they would react
←Rate | 10-13-2012 23:34 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I’m going to Hell. Anybody want anything?
←Rate | 01-25-2014 20:48 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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