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   messageicon Guys, hear me out on this one.. A zombie outbreak could be prevented altogether if people were buried with their shoe laces tied together. Boom, you’re welcome.
←Rate | 05-12-2015 21:58 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon This bitc$ got a million dollar body and a food stamp face.
←Rate | 02-27-2012 20:30 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon God made men. But sandwiches weren't going to make themselves. So God made women.
←Rate | 11-15-2013 22:37 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Skinny= Anorexic Thick= Obese. Virgin= Too good. Non-Virgin= Slut. Friendly= Fake. Quiet= Rude. It seems like you can never please society
←Rate | 06-14-2012 22:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ghost hunters: "Can you communicate with us?" *Door creeks* Ghost hunters: "Oh so your name is William?"
←Rate | 02-22-2013 21:40 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Aren't we suppost to catch Kony this year or was that cancelled?
←Rate | 11-25-2012 21:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I think of all the money I’ve spent on booze in my life, I wish I had it all back. Imagine all the booze I could buy!
←Rate | 12-23-2015 23:47 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon 5 Stages of Life: 1. Just a kid. 2. Don’t want to be a kid. 3. Afraid you’re still a kid. 4. Definitely not a kid. 5. Wish you were a kid.
←Rate | 02-28-2014 21:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey Reality, I've a extremely large list of people you've forgot to slap!
←Rate | 09-28-2011 22:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon wow I love how your face is 5 shades darker than your neck
←Rate | 03-09-2014 21:44 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love can be such a beautiful torture...
←Rate | 05-10-2014 23:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon tHInks pEOPle WHo TyPE LikE thiS aRe retARDed.
←Rate | 07-19-2010 21:28 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish relationships were Mon-Fri, 9-5 that way id have my nights and weekends free
←Rate | 07-26-2011 22:34 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days.
←Rate | 11-08-2011 21:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Instead of telling everybody what color is your damn bra, put 2 bucks in the freaking can at the shopping center if you really want to help people with breast cancer, for Christ's sake!! Stop talking on facebook and give money!
←Rate | 10-05-2010 21:53 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm pretty sure God created only 6 days, Monday was definitely made by Satan.
←Rate | 08-06-2012 22:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon IKE if you love that feeling when you finally take your shoes off at the end of the day.
←Rate | 03-01-2013 21:19 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men are like coolers. Load them up with beer and you can take them anywhere.
←Rate | 04-22-2011 11:08 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've got five fingers. the middle is yours.
←Rate | 04-28-2011 23:46 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you like me? Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no.
←Rate | 05-15-2012 21:11 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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