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   messageicon Let us all take a moment, and be thankful that spiders can't fly.
←Rate | 07-01-2012 22:59 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Listen, I'm not fat ok, I'm just so sexy that it overflows.
←Rate | 05-29-2012 21:48 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not addicted to Facebook. I only time I update my status is when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time
←Rate | 11-18-2011 21:31 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just put on a jacket I last wore at a wedding in 2002. And found Nokia 3210 in the pocket. It still has 2 bars of battery left.
←Rate | 02-18-2015 21:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every time I fart in my office, it's always 2 seconds before someone decides to walk in.
←Rate | 08-25-2012 22:58 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My iPhone just auto-corrected "f?ck you" to "whatever you say honey
←Rate | 10-13-2012 23:29 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Exit Facebook, close laptop, get into bed, look at phone, check Facebook…  
←Rate | 12-16-2011 15:05 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I ran into my ex the other day. I could have sworn the light was green.
←Rate | 10-02-2013 23:01 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Boys, if you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look like Victoria's Secret Angels.
←Rate | 08-29-2012 22:31 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon A relationship should be between (^__^) & (^__^) NOT (^__^) & (^__^) + (-_(-_(-_-)_-)_-) + FACEBOOK
←Rate | 01-02-2012 16:46 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Harry Potter brand condoms: Protect your Slytherin from Hogwarts while you're in her chamber of secrets.
←Rate | 05-10-2012 21:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener.
←Rate | 02-04-2012 00:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You unfriended me? Wow, you sure taught me a lesson.
←Rate | 09-17-2012 21:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook needs a "Meh" button.
←Rate | 06-14-2012 22:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your relationship status says, " It's complicated" then you're single!!!!!!
←Rate | 04-18-2012 21:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon LIKE if you're still stuck at the Kid's table.
←Rate | 11-22-2012 21:34 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon i gotta carry my phone around with me 24/7 just in case nobody texts me
←Rate | 12-11-2012 21:43 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you "Yeah.. So is a grenade.?
←Rate | 08-29-2012 22:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women, when it comes to doggy style, men are behind you 100%
←Rate | 03-22-2013 21:08 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My doctor told me to watch my drinking. So I’m off to find a bar with a mirror.
←Rate | 03-22-2013 21:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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