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   messageicon I'm so tired of wanting the people who don't want me.
←Rate | 09-09-2012 22:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men also have feelings. For example, we can feel hungry. 
←Rate | 03-27-2012 21:57 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Laughter is not the best medicine...Large amounts of beer, now that's the best medicine!
←Rate | 03-17-2012 22:56 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts you just the way you are.
←Rate | 06-03-2011 23:03 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 23:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon After I die, I want someone to periodically log in as me so it looks like I'm haunting Facebook.
←Rate | 07-18-2012 22:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon McDonald’s should have an express drive thru lane just for people who need french fries.
←Rate | 01-15-2013 21:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when people say " you need your beaut sleep" damn B**ch, you need to hibernate!
←Rate | 01-26-2012 21:44 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Reasons why I'm still single: ✔ can't date the internet. ✔ can't date my favorite celebrity. ✔ can't date Facebook. ✔ can't date myself..
←Rate | 02-23-2012 21:47 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are over 52.6 million dogs in the U.S. Not counting your ex.
←Rate | 04-24-2012 21:08 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon After last night's drunken escapades, I'd think my friends should have had better judgement than to be friends with me.
←Rate | 04-26-2012 21:53 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I must say you really have an open mind. And a mouth to match
←Rate | 08-02-2011 21:39 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bored? Send a text message to a random number saying: "Im Pregnant
←Rate | 11-10-2012 21:50 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm worried about my bed. It looks really lonely. I'd better give it a few extra hours of cuddling today
←Rate | 11-30-2012 22:37 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you love someone you take interest in their interests or at least pretend to.
←Rate | 12-26-2012 11:30 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Little known fact… NASA put a man on the moon with less computer memory than you use when taking a picture on your iPhone.
←Rate | 06-29-2011 21:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never give up on something you really want. It’s difficult to wait, but it’s more difficult to regret.
←Rate | 09-22-2015 22:34 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The two favorite buttons I LOVE on Facebook: "Hide all posts from this person" and "Hide friend request".
←Rate | 07-04-2011 21:47 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Trash, At least you get picked up...Sincerely, The Girls of Jersey Shore
←Rate | 06-14-2011 22:37 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon New STD called, FEELINGS. Dont catch that s&it.
←Rate | 02-21-2012 22:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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