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   messageicon I thought about going outside and doing something today but my Wi-Fi really doesn't reach very far.
←Rate | 05-23-2011 21:59 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Yahoo, I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying.Sincerely, Google.
←Rate | 04-28-2011 23:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My mother taught me about RECEIVING. “You are going to get it when you get home!”
←Rate | 05-09-2011 00:05 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just when you finally get to that moment you've been waiting for all your life, somebody yells "Time's up!"
←Rate | 07-08-2011 22:58 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was gonna give my change to a homeless guy today, but his sign said "ONE DAY IT COULD BE YOU." I held onto it, just in case he was right.
←Rate | 03-09-2012 13:49 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's only a matter of time until Facebook adds “friend-zoned” as a relationship status.
←Rate | 04-06-2012 22:42 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My bank account is more like a countdown to my homelessness.
←Rate | 11-02-2012 22:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon People who make me do a slight jog because they hold the door open for me when I'm 15 feet away are the first to die when I become God.
←Rate | 06-02-2012 22:30 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon A woman should know how to look like a girl, how to act like a lady, how to think like a man." :)
←Rate | 07-19-2010 22:03 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon How to murder someone: tell them you love them so much, and then go on to forget about their existence.
←Rate | 06-01-2013 05:42 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It’s almost August and I’ve accomplished nothing.
←Rate | 07-23-2013 20:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ever want to click on someone’s Facebook status and fix all the spelling and grammatical errors for them?
←Rate | 08-04-2013 21:43 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon A relationship without trust is like having a phone with no service. And what do you do with a phone with no service? You play damn games.
←Rate | 02-13-2012 22:22 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Immature: A word used by boring people to describe fun people.
←Rate | 06-01-2012 21:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon LIKE if you reply ”LMFAO” ”ROFL” “LOL” and you're clearly just sitting there emotionless as a robot.
←Rate | 11-22-2011 20:38 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart
←Rate | 06-07-2010 21:16 by BEGO Comments (3)  


   messageicon Call my girlfriend.. Call my girlfrien.. Call oy girly.. Call of gurty.. Call of duty.
←Rate | 08-01-2012 22:01 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You remind me of my Chinese friend.. Ug Lee
←Rate | 04-06-2011 22:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey MARIO..!! Remember me??? I wasted my CHILDHOOD saving your girlfriend
←Rate | 05-15-2011 22:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I tried being normal once. Worst two minutes of my life..
←Rate | 06-21-2013 22:21 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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