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   messageicon Just when you think you've heard it all, someone comes up with a brand new damn lie.
←Rate | 07-05-2011 22:19 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎5 Words for us MAN to live by, "NEVER MAKE A WOMAN ANGRY."
←Rate | 08-12-2010 21:42 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish that some people would realize that talking isn't necessary.
←Rate | 08-01-2012 21:59 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It’s funny how the people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
←Rate | 03-22-2013 21:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The easiest way to distract a woman is to show her a picture of herself.
←Rate | 04-19-2013 21:51 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I smile politely when someone bumps into me while texting on their phone because I respect their right to ignore the world.
←Rate | 12-28-2012 22:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon ah, Friday! My second favorite "F" word!
←Rate | 05-11-2012 21:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Monday is the strongest day of all the weekdays, even though it is cursed by every other person in this world, it still exists
←Rate | 04-28-2011 22:34 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I believe in karma that means I can do bad things to people I don't like and assume they deserved it.
←Rate | 11-09-2012 22:37 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Drama = Dumb Retard Asking for More Attention
←Rate | 05-10-2011 22:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When the creator of photoshop dies.. All you girls gone go back to being UGLY..
←Rate | 02-21-2012 22:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When your dreaming with a broken heart, waking up is the hardest part.
←Rate | 11-25-2010 18:28 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon girls are afraid to hear the words "its over" from her guy. And you know what guys are afraid to hear?"I'm PREGNANT!!!"
←Rate | 08-01-2010 23:19 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You have "Swag"? I bet that looks great on your McDonald's application.
←Rate | 08-01-2012 22:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm think that this Halloween I'm going to scare everyone I know by texting them “We need to talk.”
←Rate | 10-26-2012 20:41 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon i've lived through 1/1/1, 2/2/2, 3/3/3, 4/4/4, 5/5/5, 6/6/6, 7/7/7, 8/8/8, 9/9/9, 10/10/10, 11/11/11, and tomorrow is 12/12/12. I'm cool
←Rate | 12-11-2012 21:38 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon To the woman with 4 screaming kids at Target : if you're wondering how that box of condoms got into your cart... You're welcome.
←Rate | 05-06-2012 22:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd tell you to go to hell, but I damn work there, and wouldn't want to see you everyday.
←Rate | 06-27-2011 22:37 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon After the age of 35, people start losing 7,000 brain cells a day. That number is tripled if they have a Facebook account.
←Rate | 03-15-2011 12:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you, now I have to change my whole message.
←Rate | 07-30-2012 22:22 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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