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   messageicon Success, it's like a fart, only bothers people when its not their own.
←Rate | 01-18-2013 21:21 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women... the more attention they get, the more options they seek.
←Rate | 11-06-2012 00:41 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I'm gonna start giving ugly girls the phone numbers of guys I hate.
←Rate | 09-22-2015 22:32 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cat: Meow … Me: Meow? … Cat: Meow meow … Me: Oh my lord. I speak cat.
←Rate | 04-30-2012 22:34 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Obama probably called Romney and said "I don't see how you can hate from outside the White House, you can't even get in.
←Rate | 09-19-2012 21:19 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not saying she is a slut, but she calls her underwear "ankle warmers"
←Rate | 06-25-2012 22:03 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The PT Cruiser is probably the most expensive form of birth control.
←Rate | 06-26-2012 22:47 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The term "good girl" becomes irrelevant if she is hanging out after 2AM.
←Rate | 04-27-2012 21:08 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everybody hates that as$hole that takes 5 minutes to back into a parking spot.
←Rate | 05-21-2012 15:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear 'K", Thanks for being there for me when times get awkward. Sincerely, Got nothing to say.
←Rate | 08-31-2012 22:30 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes the people you love the most are the ones that hurt you the most...but it's up to you to decide who you live through the pain for...
←Rate | 10-13-2010 21:43 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today I sent out a text saying, “Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?” 12 people called me…I need damn smarter friends.
←Rate | 07-26-2012 22:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anyone knows when is Facebook sending us the W-2 form
←Rate | 02-23-2015 22:14 by BEGO Comments (2)  


   messageicon They should just block cell phone service in movie theaters. Problem solved.
←Rate | 03-02-2012 21:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Costco: The most expensive place in the world to save money.
←Rate | 12-16-2014 20:53 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I hand someone my camera to take a picture, they act like I’m asking them to pilot an alien spaceship. JUST PUSH THE DAMN BUTTON!
←Rate | 08-04-2013 21:44 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I once bought shoes in China that said “made around the corner”
←Rate | 12-28-2012 22:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when Facebook doesn't trust me while sending friend request.
←Rate | 11-24-2011 21:47 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know I don't care about losing some people that don't wanna be in my life anymore, I lost people that meant the WORLD to me and I am still doing just fine.
←Rate | 05-22-2014 22:37 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon there a mouse that doesn't make a clicking noise as I'm trying to close 10 windows when my boss walks into my office?
←Rate | 06-30-2011 22:34 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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