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Success, it's like a fart, only bothers people when its not their own.
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01-18-2013 21:21 by BEGO
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Women... the more attention they get, the more options they seek.
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11-06-2012 00:41 by BEGO
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I think I'm gonna start giving ugly girls the phone numbers of guys I hate.
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09-22-2015 22:32 by BEGO
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Cat: Meow … Me: Meow? … Cat: Meow meow … Me: Oh my lord. I speak cat.
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04-30-2012 22:34 by BEGO
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Obama probably called Romney and said "I don't see how you can hate from outside the White House, you can't even get in.
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09-19-2012 21:19 by BEGO
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I'm not saying she is a slut, but she calls her underwear "ankle warmers"
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06-25-2012 22:03 by BEGO
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The PT Cruiser is probably the most expensive form of birth control.
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06-26-2012 22:47 by BEGO
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The term "good girl" becomes irrelevant if she is hanging out after 2AM.
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04-27-2012 21:08 by BEGO
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Everybody hates that as$hole that takes 5 minutes to back into a parking spot.
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05-21-2012 15:13 by BEGO
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Dear 'K", Thanks for being there for me when times get awkward. Sincerely, Got nothing to say.
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08-31-2012 22:30 by BEGO
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Sometimes the people you love the most are the ones that hurt you the most...but it's up to you to decide who you live through the pain for...
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10-13-2010 21:43 by BEGO
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Today I sent out a text saying, “Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?” 12 people called me…I need damn smarter friends.
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07-26-2012 22:16 by BEGO
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Anyone knows when is Facebook sending us the W-2 form
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02-23-2015 22:14 by BEGO
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They should just block cell phone service in movie theaters. Problem solved.
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03-02-2012 21:13 by BEGO
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Costco: The most expensive place in the world to save money.
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12-16-2014 20:53 by BEGO
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Whenever I hand someone my camera to take a picture, they act like I’m asking them to pilot an alien spaceship. JUST PUSH THE DAMN BUTTON!
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08-04-2013 21:44 by BEGO
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I once bought shoes in China that said “made around the corner”
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12-28-2012 22:16 by BEGO
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I hate it when Facebook doesn't trust me while sending friend request.
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11-24-2011 21:47 by BEGO
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You know I don't care about losing some people that don't wanna be in my life anymore, I lost people that meant the WORLD to me and I am still doing just fine.
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05-22-2014 22:37 by BEGO
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there a mouse that doesn't make a clicking noise as I'm trying to close 10 windows when my boss walks into my office?
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06-30-2011 22:34 by BEGO
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