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   messageicon Be careful in who you choose... and careful what you fall for.
←Rate | 04-28-2011 23:42 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your refund is more than you paid in taxes. You aren't getting YOUR TAXES back. You're getting MY TAXES back.
←Rate | 02-10-2016 22:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I see people lined up outside a club on Friday night, I just think “look at all these poor people who don’t know Netflix exists.”
←Rate | 12-23-2015 23:45 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon ~~ S.I.N.G.L.E = (S)tress (I)s (N)ow (G)one, (L)oser (E)radicated. 
←Rate | 02-06-2012 19:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not addicted to Facebook. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
←Rate | 09-06-2011 14:56 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon America, a country where people spend half of their money on food, and the other half on losing weight.
←Rate | 08-12-2012 22:19 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Where is the button to restart summer?
←Rate | 08-23-2012 22:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Found out today your supposed to urinate on a jellyfish sting, not a jelly stain. Sorry lady at waffle house... just trying to help
←Rate | 03-15-2012 20:54 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pawn Stars Man: Hey can I have change for a dollar? Rick: The best I can do is 25 cents.
←Rate | 11-15-2013 22:34 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know my name, not my story. You’ve heard what I’ve done, not what I’ve been through. If you were in my shoes, you’d fall the first step.
←Rate | 06-25-2014 21:47 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Laugh at your problems, everybody else does
←Rate | 07-12-2011 22:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When someone is so sweet to you, don't expect that they will be like that all the time because even the damn sweetest chocolate expires to..
←Rate | 08-09-2010 23:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did anyone else ever wonder why the Easter Bunny gave away chocolate eggs? Last I checked, bunnies don't lay eggs. What kind of sick new species is this?
←Rate | 04-23-2011 23:54 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I read through my phone, hoping there weren't any drunk texts by me from the night before. Apparently I dirty texted everyone, even my boss.
←Rate | 11-09-2011 20:39 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon That weird awkward run you do when a car lets you cross the street.
←Rate | 07-26-2012 22:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Someone needs to uninvent the internet so I can start getting some s$it done.
←Rate | 06-08-2012 22:01 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do not be sad if people preferred another one on you .. It's hard to convince the monkey that strawberries sweeter than bananas
←Rate | 09-28-2010 23:10 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon Don't you hate it when people just randomly tag you in their Facebook post!?
←Rate | 09-21-2011 20:42 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Talk about others and you're a gossip. Talk about yourself and you're a bore.
←Rate | 08-08-2011 22:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nowadays people feel they need to identify with others before they can even identify with themselves.
←Rate | 03-14-2013 02:05 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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