cj Funny Status Messages

   No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.

   I hate the smell of Walmart when I walk in. It smells like old beer and subway. Merry Christmas everyone!

   Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

   A*s....its the theme of the day! I feel like it, look like it, hopefully don't smell like it and probably am one!

   Use this for•The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

   The apple only falls where you leave it !