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   messageicon Anyone that asks me to go shopping on Black Friday will be slapped.
←Rate | 11-25-2010 08:05 by Miss B Haven Comments (0)  

   messageicon Between Black Friday and Cyber Monday, there is Sit on My Ass and Watch Football Sunday!
←Rate | 11-28-2010 13:03 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Fear of Friday the 13th is called paraskavedekatriaphobia. Heck I'm just afraid of that word.
←Rate | 04-13-2012 12:54 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ok,,, I really like you Thursday, but it's Friday I truly love. It's not that I'm not happy when i'm with you, it's just that Friday does so much more for me!!!
←Rate | 09-23-2010 20:09 Comments (0)  

   messageicon So you're going to the Black Friday sales? Didn't you say you were thankful for everything you had yesterday?
←Rate | 11-25-2016 06:41 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Nothing ruins a Friday quicker than having to work the weekend. too.
←Rate | 12-02-2016 13:15 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just ironed a crease in these basketball shorts so I can wear them for Casual Friday.
←Rate | 08-12-2016 01:51 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Thursday: Friday's younger, yet equally attractive sister
←Rate | 05-02-2013 09:24 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  

   messageicon When the story first broke…and the police said they couldn't figure out where Tiger was going at 2:30 Friday morning…was I the only one thinking, ‘Hello!?!?! Walmart!!!'
←Rate | 11-29-2009 19:32 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy Friday the 13th!! Hockey mask... Check... Machete... Check...
←Rate | 04-13-2012 02:09 by seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I keep having this recurring nightmare that lasts 8 hours a day, Monday through Friday.
←Rate | 12-14-2011 16:24 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon : Happy Friday the 13th!! Hockey mask... Check... Machete... Check...
←Rate | 11-13-2009 11:55 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't mean to brag, but after 30 years of marriage, my wife and I still have sex almost every night. We almost had it Friday night, almost Saturday, almost… ツ
←Rate | 01-21-2013 14:04 by Goober Peas Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you're playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night & you put your ear up to your monitor, it sounds exactly like having no friends.
←Rate | 04-20-2012 21:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon on this very day 125 years ago it was also a Friday TGIF
←Rate | 01-30-2015 12:55 Comments (0)  

   messageicon It might be Friday ...... BUT.... SUNDAYS COMING!!!!
←Rate | 03-29-2013 22:26 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Thanks for posting photos from your Friday night out. I needed my daily whore o' scope.
←Rate | 07-09-2011 13:14 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I always feel uneasy when Friday the 13th falls on a Monday.
←Rate | 09-13-2010 16:28 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Black cats, ladders, broken mirrors, guys named Jason. I hate Friday the 13th.
←Rate | 11-13-2009 07:30 by mark1965 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't wait untill friday, start your weekend at monday !!
←Rate | 09-25-2010 14:03 Comments (0)  

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