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   messageicon So you're going to the Black Friday sales? Didn't you say you were thankful for everything you had yesterday?
←Rate | 11-25-2016 06:41 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Nothing ruins a Friday quicker than having to work the weekend. too.
←Rate | 12-02-2016 13:15 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just ironed a crease in these basketball shorts so I can wear them for Casual Friday.
←Rate | 08-12-2016 01:51 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Thursday: Friday's younger, yet equally attractive sister
←Rate | 05-02-2013 09:24 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  

   messageicon When the story first broke…and the police said they couldn't figure out where Tiger was going at 2:30 Friday morning…was I the only one thinking, ‘Hello!?!?! Walmart!!!'
←Rate | 11-29-2009 19:32 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy Friday the 13th!! Hockey mask... Check... Machete... Check...
←Rate | 04-13-2012 02:09 by seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I keep having this recurring nightmare that lasts 8 hours a day, Monday through Friday.
←Rate | 12-14-2011 16:24 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon : Happy Friday the 13th!! Hockey mask... Check... Machete... Check...
←Rate | 11-13-2009 11:55 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't mean to brag, but after 30 years of marriage, my wife and I still have sex almost every night. We almost had it Friday night, almost Saturday, almost… ツ
←Rate | 01-21-2013 14:04 by Goober Peas Comments (0)  

   messageicon Black cats, ladders, broken mirrors, guys named Jason. I hate Friday the 13th.
←Rate | 11-13-2009 07:30 by mark1965 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you're playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night & you put your ear up to your monitor, it sounds exactly like having no friends.
←Rate | 04-20-2012 21:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon It might be Friday ...... BUT.... SUNDAYS COMING!!!!
←Rate | 03-29-2013 22:26 Comments (1)  

   messageicon on this very day 125 years ago it was also a Friday TGIF
←Rate | 01-30-2015 12:55 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Friday the 13th might be an unlucky day, but when you live in the land of bacon, badasses and bald eagles, every day is a lucky day....... ‪#‎America‬
←Rate | 03-13-2015 09:57 by sully Comments (1)  

   messageicon Thanks for posting photos from your Friday night out. I needed my daily whore o' scope.
←Rate | 07-09-2011 13:14 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I always feel uneasy when Friday the 13th falls on a Monday.
←Rate | 09-13-2010 16:28 Comments (0)  

   messageicon When you're an Atheist, every Friday is good and nobody has to die.
←Rate | 03-29-2013 02:57 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't wait untill friday, start your weekend at monday !!
←Rate | 09-25-2010 14:03 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ahhh yes! My favourite day of the year, Friday the 13th,, ,, just sharpened my machete and dusted off my goalie mask,, well, off to the lake, see you later!!
←Rate | 01-13-2012 12:47 by Gary Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm not doing the 'Black Friday' thing this year. Last year... it was so crowded... I walk out of Walmart with someone else's shoes on...
←Rate | 11-21-2012 16:23 Comments (0)  

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