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   messageicon Friday!!! I’m so glad you are back. I’m sorry you had to see me with Monday-Thursday, but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time.
←Rate | 03-15-2013 08:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today is Fat Tuesday, and of course, this being America, it will be followed by Even Fatter Wednesday, Obese Thursday and Fat-A$$ Friday.
←Rate | 02-21-2012 13:12 by Svaldez187 Comments (0)  


   messageicon M̸o̸n̸, T̸u̸e̸s̸, W̸e̸d̸, T̸h̸u̸r̸s̸, Friday !!!!
←Rate | 06-10-2011 08:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon To whom it may concern, The inventor of thirsty Thursday obviously never had to work on friday...
←Rate | 10-01-2010 11:10 by Logan.T Comments (0)  


   messageicon Black Friday is all the companies telling you they could sell their products at these prices everyday of the year....kinda reminding of us of how stupid we are and how greedy they are!!
←Rate | 11-25-2011 13:32 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon April is Alcohol Awareness Month and being Friday and all.... tonight I will make special plans to investigate alcohol all night long... Now that I have made you aware...I have done my part !
←Rate | 04-09-2010 10:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well, this is my favorite time of year! Coming up this weekend...on Friday and Saturday before super bowl, they will have the BEST free samples at Costco.
←Rate | 01-31-2012 14:17 by Sluggo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Black Friday is the American version of running with the bulls
←Rate | 11-24-2014 11:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anyone that asks me to go shopping on Black Friday will be slapped.
←Rate | 11-25-2010 08:05 by Miss B Haven Comments (0)  


   messageicon Between Black Friday and Cyber Monday, there is Sit on My Ass and Watch Football Sunday!
←Rate | 11-28-2010 13:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fear of Friday the 13th is called paraskavedekatriaphobia. Heck I'm just afraid of that word.
←Rate | 04-13-2012 12:54 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ok,,, I really like you Thursday, but it's Friday I truly love. It's not that I'm not happy when i'm with you, it's just that Friday does so much more for me!!!
←Rate | 09-23-2010 20:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon This week's weather forcast...Monday: Room Temperature Tuesday: Room Temperature Wednesday: Room Temperature Thursday: Room Temperature Friday: Room Temperature
←Rate | 04-07-2020 16:05 by DJJackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon So you're going to the Black Friday sales? Didn't you say you were thankful for everything you had yesterday?
←Rate | 11-25-2016 06:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing ruins a Friday quicker than having to work the weekend. too.
←Rate | 12-02-2016 13:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just ironed a crease in these basketball shorts so I can wear them for Casual Friday.
←Rate | 08-12-2016 01:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thursday: Friday's younger, yet equally attractive sister
←Rate | 05-02-2013 09:24 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon When the story first broke…and the police said they couldn't figure out where Tiger was going at 2:30 Friday morning…was I the only one thinking, ‘Hello!?!?! Walmart!!!'
←Rate | 11-29-2009 19:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Friday the 13th!! Hockey mask... Check... Machete... Check...
←Rate | 04-13-2012 02:09 by seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I keep having this recurring nightmare that lasts 8 hours a day, Monday through Friday.
←Rate | 12-14-2011 16:24 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  




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