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   messageicon David Beckham does some amazing football tricks.. I hear that he managed to hit Katherine Jenkins chin with two balls.
←Rate | 11-06-2012 23:15 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Please scream as loud as you possibly can," says the dentist to his patient. "Why should I do that?" "The waiting room's full and the football game's on in ten minutes."
←Rate | 10-25-2012 14:28 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon MY Fantasy Football thing is about the Cheerleaders.
←Rate | 10-21-2012 10:12 by Mickey Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear fucktards at baseball games in football team gear. It doesn't count; you look like you're lost…
←Rate | 10-13-2012 10:32 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Thursday Night Football on the same time during the Vice Presidential debate....well played NFL, well played.
←Rate | 10-11-2012 21:58 Comments (0)  

   messageicon watches Sunday football with you all day... Wife that girl.
←Rate | 10-07-2012 22:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon Drank like 3 Four Lokos and some hand sanitizer last night, blacked out and apparently officiated a Monday Night Football game.
←Rate | 09-26-2012 04:24 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  

   messageicon I just got a call from the NFL office...they must have gotten wind of that 1 flag football game I ref'd in 2002
←Rate | 09-25-2012 21:26 by xi0n Comments (0)  

   messageicon I suggest the Jets put Tim Tebow at cornerback to replace Darrell Revis. Nobody can keep the football away from receivers like he can.
←Rate | 09-24-2012 16:46 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ladies.. Yall had 7 months to get mentally prepared for Football Season. We dealt with yall Loser Wives shows all year!
←Rate | 09-21-2012 01:21 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon There are females getting ignored RIGHT NOW because football is back. Y'all will get the sidechick treatment all season. Keep ya head up tho
←Rate | 09-19-2012 00:45 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't get me wrong, I love football just as much as the next guy but if she want's to do it during game time, football is the last thing on my mind.
←Rate | 09-16-2012 12:40 by Czovczov Comments (0)  

   messageicon Wondering, Don't you idiot Desert Dwellers realize Americans are watching Football today and could give a $hit less about your protest.. @wasteofenergy
←Rate | 09-15-2012 22:01 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ladies, leave the football related posts to us boys and we'll leave the laundry posts for you...
←Rate | 09-15-2012 16:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If Bobby Boucher's mama is right about football bein the devil then a lot of us are going to hell :P
←Rate | 09-15-2012 16:43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ladies, it's football season. Time to dust off your vibrat0rs.
←Rate | 09-15-2012 05:52 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon I take some pride in the fact that I don't need football season to be a terrible husband.
←Rate | 09-10-2012 14:20 by SEAN Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's like my Fantasy Football players aren't listening to a single word of the speech I gave to my TV.
←Rate | 09-09-2012 15:34 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon On the highway, getting passed by a minivan is the football equivalent to getting tackled by the kicker.
←Rate | 09-09-2012 14:57 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon Football officially starts its regular Sunday rotation tomorrow. So ladies, if there's anything that you wanna say to your husband, today's the day!
←Rate | 09-08-2012 10:13 by Lewis S. Comments (0)  

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