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if any body needs me I will be over here waiting for football season
I don't even drink my first cup of coffee every day, I just pour it over my head like a football coach so everyone knows I'm here to win.
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06-17-2013 02:22
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we have some potentially severe weather headed our way this evening. please make sure you have your emergency kit: alcohol, lube, porn, blow up girlfriend, pain pills, heroin and a football helmet. Stay safe my friends!
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06-12-2013 19:02 by indy dave
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Rooney to move to arsenal? With that face, arsenal must be really willing to give up that beautiful football.
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06-09-2013 12:55
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There's a baseball team named the Giants (San Francisco), a football team named the Giants (New York)...yet there's no basketball team named the Giants...when in fact, basketball players ARE GIANTS!
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05-21-2013 10:42 by Mickey
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The Defense in this women's football team looks like it has a lot of holes to fill.
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02-25-2013 23:52
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We know this an American s ite and all, but enough with the Superbowl jokes already. Jesus Christ!!!!!
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02-04-2013 01:56
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Wow they had a football game at beyonces concert!!!
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02-03-2013 23:07 by Kuini
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Next years Superbowl has been changed to Motel 6. They'll leave the lights on.
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02-03-2013 21:35
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If this aint the most ghetto-est NFL Superbowl ever.....
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02-03-2013 21:00 by jitney
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The atmosphere at the Superbowl must have been absolutely electric! Oh wait.....
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02-03-2013 20:57
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Union electicians are working the superbowl power outage, the game will resume in 3 weeks.
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02-03-2013 20:46
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I wish they would quit interupting the commercials with this lame football game!
My idea of a Superbowl is a toilet that cleans itself.
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02-03-2013 19:02
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Time to watch me some Men in Tights. Yay Superbowl!
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02-03-2013 17:51
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Tony Romo tried to throw a Superbowl party but it was intercepted
Women cant play football, well because no women like wearing the same outfit as other females!
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01-29-2013 14:16 by Jeevee
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Name 2 things that get smoked in bowls?.......Marijuana and Notre Dame Football
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01-08-2013 11:22
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Men at 25 play football. Men at 40 play tennis. Men at 60 play golf. Have you noticed that as you get older your balls get smaller?
Why do men like football? Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security.
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12-14-2012 10:58
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