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   messageicon I want a girl I'm proud enough of to show off to my family and friends
←Rate | 11-15-2013 22:31 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why are girls with boyfriends always way more flirty than girls who are single?
←Rate | 11-15-2013 22:30 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The real reason women live longer than men is because they don't have to live with women.
←Rate | 11-15-2013 22:29 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common? They both want to be real boys.
←Rate | 11-15-2013 22:28 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you wake me up by turning on all the lights, there’s a 100% chance that I’ve already started planning 10 different ways to kill you
←Rate | 11-15-2013 22:28 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts makin explosive noises so I check and it's cold. Like why you gotta play me like that
←Rate | 11-15-2013 22:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If she treats you like an option, leave her like a choice.
←Rate | 11-15-2013 22:26 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life's too short to go to bed early
←Rate | 11-15-2013 22:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Listen to what girls say when they're angry... That's when the truth comes out.
←Rate | 11-15-2013 22:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Other people: Wow what a perfect morning for a run! Me: Wow what a perfect morning to go the hell back to sleep.
←Rate | 11-15-2013 22:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's the point of blurring out the middle finger on TV, like oh you've fooled me, what's behind that blur? Is it a monkey? A pencil?
←Rate | 11-15-2013 22:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Any man who says his wedding day is the happiest day of his life has obviously never scored an over-head kick on FIFA.
←Rate | 11-15-2013 22:22 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Too young for marriage, but too old for games.
←Rate | 11-15-2013 22:19 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon There aren't female werewolves because it would be unfair if they turned into crazed man-eating creatures of the night twice a month.
←Rate | 11-15-2013 22:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I turn down my radio to park my car.
←Rate | 11-12-2013 22:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon One time I put my phone in my pocket and didn’t take it out for like almost 5 minutes.
←Rate | 11-12-2013 22:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why talk when you can type?
←Rate | 11-12-2013 22:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don’t judge people based on color, race, religion, sexuality, or gender…I base it on whether or not they’re an as$hole.
←Rate | 11-12-2013 22:14 by BEGO Comments (2)  


   messageicon Maybe women would be happier on their periods if someone invented tampons that vibrate..
←Rate | 11-08-2013 22:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Theres a special place in hell reserved fo the guy that decided what time McDonalds beakfast ends..
←Rate | 11-02-2013 23:17 by BEGO Comments (2)  




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