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   messageicon Telling me to calm down is the only guaranteed way to piss me off.
←Rate | 01-29-2011 10:04 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you shut off the Internet in the US, we'd overthrow the government within hours.
←Rate | 01-28-2011 15:40 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're so annoying you should just wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry."
←Rate | 01-28-2011 15:27 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey West Coast, it's the East Coast. We checked it out for you, and today isn't worth getting up for. Go ahead and sleep in.
←Rate | 01-26-2011 14:19 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
←Rate | 01-25-2011 13:58 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you are reading this status between 7AM and 5 PM--Get a Job!! OR-- Get back to WORK!!
←Rate | 01-19-2011 15:41 by abbybaby34 Comments (3)  


   messageicon AbbyBaby Kurt New pregnancy test for black woman was just released on the market. Insert banana in vagina, then remove after 10seconds. If banana is half missin, there's another monkey on the way!!!
←Rate | 01-11-2011 22:58 by Abbybaby34 Comments (4)  


   messageicon “Even in a happy relationship, it's seems to be possible to have a wandering eye or even crave affection from another person.
←Rate | 07-19-2010 22:09 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  



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