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   messageicon I'm not sure what the worst penalty in football is but Madonna performing at the halftime of the Super Bowl has got to be it.
←Rate | 01-13-2012 09:13 by Kcorley Comments (0)  

   messageicon cant have an openly religious football player in the NFL, that would be bad. it needs more accused murderers, rapists and morons who shoot themselves in the leg.
←Rate | 01-15-2012 23:52 by Nick Comments (0)  

   messageicon A lot can happen in 2mins during football.. Like 47 useless commericals..For instance..
←Rate | 01-22-2012 18:03 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Patriots by 7. This is my pick for the Superbowl. And for any future U.S. revolutionary wars.
←Rate | 01-29-2012 05:23 by flinnie Comments (0)  

   messageicon When did it become acceptable to slap another man's ass during football?? And why, oh why, is there no evidence of his reaction??
←Rate | 01-31-2012 04:04 by Mfedeli Comments (0)  

   messageicon Superbowl - what my wife eats cereal out of every morning!
←Rate | 02-05-2012 04:16 by jitney Comments (0)  

   messageicon Pretty excited that the Patriots and the Giants are opening for Madonna at the Superbowl
←Rate | 02-05-2012 15:35 by Tsparks Comments (0)  

   messageicon this is what has happened when the have Giants won the Superbowl....1987 Black Monday Stock Market Crash,1991 Gulf War part 1,2008 Economy Crashes....2012
←Rate | 02-05-2012 19:24 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dog Commercials during the superbowl are the funniest. I'm going to sign my dog for acting classes. At least they be more greatful than those hamsters I sent, who drove of in my KIA.
←Rate | 02-05-2012 19:51 by jitney Comments (0)  

   messageicon Its like a million Nicki Minaj snuck in at the SuperBowl show.....
←Rate | 02-05-2012 20:10 by jitney Comments (0)  

   messageicon NFL: "Madonna's message of 'world peace' does not reflect the views of the National Football League"
←Rate | 02-05-2012 20:29 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Book of ELI, was opened in the Fourth Quarter of the SuperBowl!!!!
←Rate | 02-05-2012 21:47 by jitney Comments (0)  

   messageicon Since the Superbowl likes to promote has-been artists, I take it we'll be seeing Justin Bieber in next year's half time show
←Rate | 02-05-2012 22:02 Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's pretty sad when the highlight of a three hour football game is out staged by a red m&m."
←Rate | 02-05-2012 22:40 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  

   messageicon Betty white to preform at next yrs Superbowl ...
←Rate | 02-05-2012 23:18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Thank god there wasn't a wardrobe malfunction at this year's Superbowl.
←Rate | 02-06-2012 05:40 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Looks like Madonna and I have something in common...Neither of us have ever sung at the Superbowl
←Rate | 02-11-2012 01:54 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I love a hot chick in a football jersey. Or a regular shirt. Or a dress. Or naked. Whatever
←Rate | 02-17-2012 18:02 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Today is worse than the day my brothers broke my nose with their stupid football. RIP Davy- Marsha B
←Rate | 02-29-2012 20:11 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  

   messageicon I miss Sunday afternoon football. The people living in this house keep trying to speak to me.
←Rate | 03-11-2012 16:12 Comments (0)  

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