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   messageicon There's got to be an easier way to get vodka into a Capri Sun.
←Rate | 03-12-2012 10:05 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies, if you love a man, set him free. If he comes back he will be yours forever. If he doesn't, the new chick probably does anil.
←Rate | 03-15-2012 11:42 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothings worse than Single BicheZ talkin bout they Wife Material.. Thats like saying you Management material but Unemployed!
←Rate | 03-20-2012 15:58 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got robbed tonight at Shell. I called the cops & they asked if I knew who did it I said "Yeah, pump 6."
←Rate | 03-22-2012 10:11 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Somewhere In A Ghetto Household A 4 year old is "droppin it" like its hot while the family is clappin & yellin "Go SHANIQUA! Work it girl!"
←Rate | 03-22-2012 13:35 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some Where In The Ghetto there's a girl using her EBT card like it's a VISA. "What you mean it declined, try that shhit again".
←Rate | 03-24-2012 22:03 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon A black boy in a hoodie is a thug but a white kid in a hoodie is a skateboarder
←Rate | 03-24-2012 23:08 by FADOLO Comments (0)  


   messageicon <--- *punches the air like Cuba Gooding*
←Rate | 03-25-2012 09:31 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon US soldier accused of Kiling 16 Afghans ....Well damn bring these troops home...they're stressed the fu*k out!
←Rate | 03-26-2012 11:23 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm so full of Love I poot out Heart shape bubbles...<3 <3 <3 <3
←Rate | 03-26-2012 23:29 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon wheres my money trick : (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ (╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ *flips table*
←Rate | 03-27-2012 10:01 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear M.Jordan please start making condoms. So these n*gas will start wearing them.....
←Rate | 03-28-2012 23:46 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon HoodTranslations101: "Sh*t just got real" = The situation has escalated to the highest point of seriousness & is no longer a laughin matter
←Rate | 03-29-2012 00:12 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Only ghetto people go to a family party, complain about the food and STILL take 3 plates home.
←Rate | 03-29-2012 00:25 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember that sometimes not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck
←Rate | 03-29-2012 14:45 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just sneezed on my phone and it made little rainbow sparkles all over the screen. I'm pretty sure that makes me a Wizard.
←Rate | 04-06-2012 19:43 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lebron Hairline Don't Respect Him
←Rate | 04-07-2012 02:40 by FADOLO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet most of you are the kind of a$$holze that would bet one dollar more than me on The Price is Right.
←Rate | 04-07-2012 18:39 by FADOLO Comments (0)  


   messageicon i put a grocery bag on the door when I ain't got no more garbage bags
←Rate | 04-09-2012 22:05 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I be talking fast as hell at the gas station when I'm broke . . . lemmeget5on2
←Rate | 04-09-2012 22:08 by fadolo Comments (0)  




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