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   messageicon Who else still thinks they have super powers, but they just don't know how to activate them yet?
←Rate | 12-07-2011 21:17 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's got to be an easier way to get vodka into a Capri Sun.
←Rate | 03-12-2012 10:05 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got robbed tonight at Shell. I called the cops & they asked if I knew who did it I said "Yeah, pump 6."
←Rate | 03-22-2012 10:11 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word "facial" is used.
←Rate | 12-22-2011 15:34 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when I buy a hamster at the pet store, and it grows huge, becomes a rapper and steals my KIA...
←Rate | 12-27-2011 20:50 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if the clothes in China say "made around the corner "
←Rate | 04-15-2012 14:17 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The closest I've gotten to murder is holding cookies under the milk until the bubbles stopped.
←Rate | 12-14-2011 13:52 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If someone is bothering you with unneccessary calls to your cell number, post their number on eBay with the ad "iPhone 5S for $1 only"
←Rate | 02-21-2014 23:14 by fadolo Comments (0)  


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←Rate | 01-05-2012 09:58 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Went over to my hippie neighbor's house and asked for a pot holder, and he came out with a sandwich bag. Note to self: New best friend
←Rate | 01-15-2012 17:11 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a car in front of me is driving slow, I move to the side a little so the cars behind me can see I'm not causing the traffic
←Rate | 08-21-2012 23:42 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Birthdays then- 'Wow! Look at all these presents!' ... Birthdays now- 'Wow! Look at all these notifications!'
←Rate | 12-15-2011 13:14 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters.. do they just give you a bra and say, "here fill this out"..?
←Rate | 01-31-2012 19:09 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you don't use 1:11, 2:22 or 3:33 when starting the microwave you have yet to unlock my level of laziness.
←Rate | 02-11-2012 20:57 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon How does justin bieber remove a condom? He farts.
←Rate | 12-21-2011 19:03 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gas prices are about $3.95 a gallon and females still think guys are coming over to just "CHILL"
←Rate | 03-10-2012 22:42 by fadolo Comments (1)  


   messageicon RIP to the millions of people who die every day and don't get recognized
←Rate | 02-12-2012 01:32 by FADOLO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear guy that invented the metal wires, screws and clips that hold kids toys to the cardboard packaging with a death grip: I HOPE YOU DIE.
←Rate | 12-21-2011 21:08 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear M.Jordan please start making condoms. So these n*gas will start wearing them.....
←Rate | 03-28-2012 23:46 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls who say, "a lot of guys are after me", should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.
←Rate | 07-27-2012 20:08 by Fadolo Comments (0)  



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