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   messageicon In Honor Of Tonight's Debate, I Will Be Making "Obama Rolls".... They Consist Of A lot Of Hot Air, And Full Of Sh*t!
←Rate | 10-03-2012 09:54 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Global Bacon shortage better be the first debate question tonight, and I WANT ANSWERS! No lies....
←Rate | 10-03-2012 18:24 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was feeling a little under the weather. But surprisingly, I got down from my desk chair and I felt better? It must have been the high altitude.....
←Rate | 10-04-2012 15:19 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can someone ask Al Gore how early Biden should show up at the VP debate? The altitude is 984 feet....I'm concerned
←Rate | 10-05-2012 02:38 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just went outside and I'm completely swarmed by jobs. All over me. Can't get them off.......Help
←Rate | 10-05-2012 13:08 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jobless claims went down this month only after the Obama administration laid-off California.
←Rate | 10-11-2012 16:21 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think Biden would be a hell of a Walmart door greeter.
←Rate | 10-12-2012 07:43 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just turned on my TV to discover Joe Biden's teeth are now burned into the screen......
←Rate | 10-12-2012 11:00 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now accepting wagers as to which will be the faster and more prolific descent today: Felix Baumgartner space jump or the Buffalo Bills....
←Rate | 10-14-2012 12:13 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Presidential debate #2 tomorrow.... Have you started drinking yet?
←Rate | 10-15-2012 19:13 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon These debates are cool, but I think Romney and Obama should just skip the last debate and do an episode of "Wife Swap" instead...
←Rate | 10-16-2012 20:50 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Another 46,000 Americans filed for unemployment last week but from what I gather unless they're name is Big Bird, or their named in a binder no one cares....?
←Rate | 10-18-2012 11:54 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am having debate withdrawal....So I'm heading to 7-11 now to spar with clerk about gas prices and Iranian sanctions.
←Rate | 10-23-2012 21:11 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Donald Trump combs his hair back live on TV facing the camera, I'll send a check for $5 to any "Hair Club For Men" chapter of his choice....
←Rate | 10-24-2012 12:31 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why don't they give hurricanes epic names like cyclone of doom or the fate fairy instead of frikken Sandy.....
←Rate | 10-27-2012 09:43 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hurricane Survival Pro Tip #2: If your neighbor is a jerk, point your patio umbrella at their windows. See what happens in 80mph winds......
←Rate | 10-27-2012 12:36 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hurricane preparedness tip: 1. Buy several kegs of beer 2. Drink beer 3. Wait for flooding 4. Drop kegs in water 5. Float to safety....
←Rate | 10-27-2012 12:46 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon PS Don't light every scented candle you own if the power go's out. You'll have a Yankee Candle store-grade headache....
←Rate | 10-27-2012 13:03 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon My hurricane tip of the day: if you live in the Northeast, OMG HURRICANE COMING PANIC......
←Rate | 10-28-2012 09:54 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hurricane Tip: If you get stung by a wind flung jellyfish have a friend pee on you, ASAP......
←Rate | 10-29-2012 10:02 by sully Comments (0)  




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