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X Hurricane Survival Pro Tip #2: If your neighbor is a jerk, point your patio umbrella at their windows. See what happens in 80mph winds......
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# 115369 "Hurricane Sandy roars up the east coast generating 80mph winds and substantial precipitation." Big deal. Want to impress me? Stand directly in front of my GF after I come home drunk from the bar at 3am for more then 5 minutes.
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# 115471 strong winds on the east coast....not Hurricane Sandy...its just congress in Washingoton DC blowing air out their mouths

←Rate | 10-27-2012 12:36 by sully , noads

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