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   messageicon Well the good news is Obama won nothing will change, The bad news is Obama won nothing will change.
←Rate | 11-07-2012 07:40 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon When ever I think about the past,,, It brings back so many memories
←Rate | 03-11-2014 11:50 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon FACT: 69% of people find something dirty in everything they read
←Rate | 02-09-2013 09:34 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have Attention Deficit Disorder. I get distracted easily becau
←Rate | 10-16-2012 13:36 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies; Go bra less, it takes the wrinkles out of your face!
←Rate | 04-09-2013 12:35 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon 1 out of every 3 Obama supporters are as stupid as the other two
←Rate | 09-15-2015 04:06 by MWC Comments (1)  


   messageicon BEWARE I bought the insanity workout series paid good money and I've watched it 5 times still haven't lost a pound. I'm gonna go get a BigMac and fries sit and watch it one more time! if I don't lose any weight I'm gonna take it back on the way to Dominos
←Rate | 07-08-2015 14:30 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thanks arms for being by my side. Thanks legs for all the support. Thanks middle fingers for sticking up for me!
←Rate | 07-27-2014 20:00 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got arrested in LA and boy am I beat!
←Rate | 04-23-2013 07:08 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want a Breast Cancer Awareness t-shirt that say "Yes they're fake, My real ones tried to kill me!"
←Rate | 11-18-2012 21:28 by MWC Comments (1)  


   messageicon My bank lets me send a text message and it'll text back with my balance. It's a cool feature but I didn't think the LOL was necessary.
←Rate | 11-18-2012 21:45 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nobody calls me a fizzle and gets away with it!
←Rate | 03-06-2014 22:32 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like walking under the rain so no one knows I'm crying" ... B! tch please ! I like walking in the pool so no one knows I'm peeing !
←Rate | 09-30-2012 10:56 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Baby with a face like yours, I bet you just beat off all the guys!
←Rate | 11-08-2012 22:48 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon In every successful relationship the MANalways has the last word,,,"Yes Dear"
←Rate | 11-11-2012 15:52 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon has been sitting on this fence trying to decide which side is greener and the only conclusion I have made is this fence is hard and it makes my butt hurt
←Rate | 05-28-2013 11:50 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon making a list of people to smack in the head with a fruitcake...
←Rate | 12-13-2012 12:37 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon He said "Your obsession with cats is out of control. I can't handle it anymore." She cried, "You're kicking meeeowt?"
←Rate | 04-06-2014 20:50 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon If it's called Labor Day,why don't we work on labor day and have the rest of the year off?
←Rate | 08-31-2014 18:38 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Went to the grocery store with my sister and she got kicked out because she was complaining that all the bananas were bent...
←Rate | 02-07-2014 23:33 by MWC Comments (0)  




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