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If you’re camping and you have WiFi, you’re not camping.
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03-22-2013 21:11 by BEGO
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They should change the name of Thanksgiving to something more fitting like say, Turkeypocolypse
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11-21-2012 21:23 by BEGO
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Dear Coworkers, all I want for Christmas is you... to not talk to me before 9am.
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12-11-2012 21:41 by BEGO
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When I text you a massive paragraph and you reply 40 minutes later with 'K' Fu$k you
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05-24-2012 21:51 by BEGO
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R.I.P. To The B$tches Dying For Attention
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06-15-2012 22:01 by BEGO
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Why is it one you always wish for is out there somewhere...just waiting for the right time for you both to meet..and it will happen when you least expect it... :)
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06-13-2010 23:29 by BEGO
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Teenagers are the most misunderstood people on the planet. They're treated like children, and expected to act like adults.
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06-19-2011 21:17 by BEGO
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Girls want a guy who is "funny and spontaneous", but when I tap on a girls window at night dressed as a clown, she flips out!
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06-25-2012 22:04 by BEGO
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Instead of getting periods, can girls just get a text once a month from mother nature saying 'you're not pregnant have a nice day!'
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06-21-2013 21:26 by BEGO
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So, My girlfriend asked me if I loved Her,..No girl, I only think about you all day, text you whenever I can & Stare at you constently when i'm with you.
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07-03-2011 22:37 by BEGO
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For Sale: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. Never read because wife already knows everything.
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06-06-2011 21:28 by BEGO
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If you're absent during my struggle, don't expect to be present during my success.
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12-21-2012 21:01 by BEGO
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If you can read but still watch The Jersey Shore, please donate your unused literacy to someone who might use it.
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05-11-2012 21:15 by BEGO
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A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.
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05-12-2012 10:33 by BEGO
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Seeing a loser from your high school w/ a good job is like graffiti on a highway bridge... how the Hell did that get there?
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05-24-2012 20:56 by BEGO
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Sleep + social life = Bad grades. Good grades + sleep = No social life. Good grades + social life = No sleep.
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03-30-2012 21:42 by BEGO
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Throwing ice at people who need to chill the fu@k out.
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02-25-2012 22:49 by BEGO
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Just got a booty call from life, apparently it still wants to keep fu$king me.
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06-08-2012 22:00 by BEGO
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Some smartphone you turned out to be. You should have known better than to let me call my damn Ex.
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07-28-2011 22:25 by BEGO
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I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
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04-28-2011 22:37 by BEGO
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