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   messageicon Honey, why don't you take a break, you're working too hard." = "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.
←Rate | 05-29-2012 21:50 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dad: A bird told me you are doing drugs... Boy: You're talking with birds and I'm the one doing drugs?!
←Rate | 07-31-2012 22:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bi?ch I didn't text you to exercise my fingers, I want a damn reply
←Rate | 11-04-2012 21:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you have to ask someone “Didn't you get my text?” that person hates you.
←Rate | 11-30-2012 22:29 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life is harder for the beautiful people. I'm sorry you'll never know.
←Rate | 10-05-2011 21:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stay strong; the best things in life are worth fighting for.
←Rate | 09-28-2010 23:29 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're on someone else's Facebook, the cruelest thing to do is probably to actually add the "people you may know."
←Rate | 05-11-2012 21:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's hard to trust someone who starts each sentence with "to be honest".
←Rate | 06-02-2012 14:19 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just took the garbage out. In 3D
←Rate | 04-12-2011 22:31 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love biting the ears and heads off chocolate Easter bunnies.
←Rate | 04-23-2011 23:51 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Relationships are like math problems. Sometimes you have to take someone out of the equation, put someone else in, and......it's right!
←Rate | 09-04-2011 22:50 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Too many faithful girls are single, and too many h&es are taken.
←Rate | 03-01-2013 21:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon One day you're the main suspect.....the next you're not even a person of interest.
←Rate | 11-25-2012 21:45 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook would be way cooler if it was on t.v. : “In other news Brian's ex-girlfriend is still a cold, heartless bi%ch. Details at 11″.
←Rate | 12-12-2012 22:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Practice being nice, so that when you really need to be....it's not so hard.
←Rate | 04-14-2012 23:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I came up with a stupid status today, but I forgot what it was.
←Rate | 10-14-2010 22:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men who don’t understand women fall into two categories: Bachelors and Husbands.
←Rate | 04-12-2013 21:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Top ten things men understand about women. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.
←Rate | 07-13-2012 21:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon A life?! Where can I download one of those?
←Rate | 07-25-2012 21:34 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe Voldemort's face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station.
←Rate | 03-07-2014 20:57 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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