santa AND presents AND christmas AND xmas AND holidays AND elfs Funny Status Messages

   Don't forget to tip your food delivery drivers this Christmas as Santa is watching, who's also a delivery guy.

   I try my best to be a thoughtful husband. So, I surprised my wife with a new bag and belt for Christmas ! The old vacuum cleaner is gonna run like new now .

   After Christmas

   Funny Christmas

   To get rid of unwanted junk during the holidays, put it in an Amazon box and leave it on the porch.

   Okay now that Christmas is over, I'm ready for summer!

   No New Year, No Groundhog, No Valintine, and now no New President. Holidays suck anymore.