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   messageicon ‎"I faked all my LOLs." -A Facebook romance comes to a dramatic end.
←Rate | 05-24-2011 21:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Welcome to my Facebook wall. Straight jackets are on your left, meds are on the table, and if you hurry, you can still get a seat in group therapy . .  have fun
←Rate | 02-06-2012 20:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear iPhone, Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shutSincerely, Every iPhone User .
←Rate | 06-14-2011 22:40 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Quick question: Is there anyone out there who has NOT gotten engaged, divorced or pregnant in 2012?
←Rate | 12-04-2012 21:13 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon I never worry about money. What's the sense of worrying about something you don't have?
←Rate | 11-08-2011 21:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only thing I know about Women: They don't like being told what to do unless they're naked.
←Rate | 07-26-2012 22:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon 34 days until the world ends. LETS GOOO
←Rate | 11-18-2012 22:51 by BEGO Comments (2)  


   messageicon You want to see a perfect relationship? Watch a damn movie
←Rate | 11-30-2012 22:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fine don't text me back then. It's not like I'm obsessively checking my damn phone or anything.
←Rate | 11-26-2011 22:24 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I text my Ex yesterday and she didn't text back..Obviously she passed out of excitement!
←Rate | 05-13-2012 21:59 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon We live in a country where obesity is on the rise and skinny jeans are becoming a fad... I fear for the future.
←Rate | 05-27-2012 21:56 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook is serious. I put more thought into whether or not to accept a friend request than whether or not to sleep with someone. 
←Rate | 06-19-2012 23:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon RUMORS are carried by HATERS, spread by FOOLS and accepted by IDIOTS.
←Rate | 11-06-2011 21:37 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook needs a “remove from existence” button. That way I don't have to see their posts on mutual friends' walls, and I can just forget that they even exist
←Rate | 11-22-2011 20:39 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon College was the most expensive nap I ever took.
←Rate | 06-30-2011 22:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.
←Rate | 05-08-2011 22:54 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon About 50% of the time “good luck” means “effff you.”
←Rate | 05-25-2011 22:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Reading someone's status and thinking ‘OH CRY ME A RIVER'
←Rate | 09-19-2011 21:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I come up with the best ideas when sitting on the toilet then forget them after the flush.
←Rate | 03-27-2012 21:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Someone told me a while back. Your not in a relationship unless its official on Facebook. I just wanted to slap em right there.
←Rate | 11-10-2011 20:19 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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