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   messageicon When black girls take off their earrings you know s$it just got real.
←Rate | 04-24-2012 21:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon "God has a sense of humor. Don't believe me?... go to Walmart and just look at people."
←Rate | 05-27-2011 23:52 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear eyelashes, wish bones, dandelions, pennies in fountains, shooting stars, 11:11, and birthday candles. YOU FAILED.
←Rate | 08-14-2012 23:03 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one damn night!"
←Rate | 06-07-2011 22:38 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Relationship Killers : Insecurity, trust issues, Facebook, Twitter, jealousy, lack of communication, assumptions
←Rate | 03-08-2012 21:21 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Didn’t have internet on my phone for the past few hours. Finally graduated, got married, lost some weight, read 17 books and showered.
←Rate | 10-02-2013 23:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Best Relationship: Talk like best-friends, play like children, argue like husband and wife, protect each other like brother and sister.
←Rate | 05-26-2015 22:21 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon ■When you take an amazing picture you automatically think: “That will be my new profile picture”.
←Rate | 10-21-2011 20:29 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It’s funny how 1 text, 1 song, 1 mistake, 1 lie, 1 truth, and 1 person could change your mood in 1 second.
←Rate | 05-24-2013 21:36 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey single ladies, you want a boyfriend? Easy! Learn to shut up and dramatically lower your standards!
←Rate | 05-26-2011 21:50 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon ■The day Facebook adds a “Who cares?” button would be the best day ever.
←Rate | 10-21-2011 20:28 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be with the one who will get your panties wet not your eyes.
←Rate | 06-10-2012 22:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bi$ch please, I can wipe 90 percent of you're so called "BEAUTY" off with a freaking towel!
←Rate | 02-16-2012 14:32 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Success is just like being Pregnant, everybody congratulates you, but nobody knows how many times you were f%@ked.
←Rate | 12-05-2011 22:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I was a judge in the Olympic Trampoline events, I'd give the Silver to the chick with the biggest boobs, Gold if she doesn't wear a bra.
←Rate | 08-03-2012 21:47 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon One time I put my phone in my pocket and didn’t take it out for like almost 5 minutes.
←Rate | 11-12-2013 22:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon 1920: “May I have this dance?” 1950: “Want to go to the drive-in?” 1980: “What’s your sign?” 2014: “Here’s a picture of my dong.”
←Rate | 03-29-2014 23:24 by BEGO Comments (2)  


   messageicon Facebook is going to start making high school reunions really awkward. “John! I haven't seen you in ten years! Wow, what have you been up to since that nap you took at 3 o'clock this afternoon?”
←Rate | 11-01-2011 22:54 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can you imagine if Facebook just decided to shut down and you see all these confused teenagers coming out of their house squinting at the sun.
←Rate | 07-26-2013 23:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon 8 planets, 1 universe, 204 countries, 809 islands, 7 seas and I just HAD to find yo dumbass.
←Rate | 07-16-2012 22:16 by BEGO Comments (1)  




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